WHY ARE U HERE?

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Why haven't you left ?

A detailed analysis on the thought process of people who decided to scroll down after laying their eyes upon this trash pile of a landing page.

1

Discovery

In the sea of monotony that is life they stumbled upon what can only be described as a piece of shit.
2

Boredom

They scrolled down only to find some uninteresting text.
3

Disappointment

After reading the pointless text due to the potential for greatness after glossing over the 4th step.
4

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5

Profit

The hidden prize at the end is only for those who persevere, but does such a thing exist ?
Bad Ideas
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What you get

Sadness (PepeHands)

Wasted time

Some more Sadness

Our team

This group of complete pepegs will make sure even then simpliest of tasks will probably never be completed.

Where is the payment for using this image
Shady Carlee
GA        P
No night shift Pog
A Mask Arr
Meme Lord 420
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éShoe
Professional Pepega
cluck cluck
Murgi
He's comming for me MonkaS

He does not know Da way please help him
Da Wanye
Not the rock
Ass Wind
Traitor (also racist)
Who Zee
Disappointment much disappointment such disappointment all i see is disappointment

FAQs

Did you check the trees ?

No just an Eevee who ate a rock stone.

Just to suffer.

Haaptipoopti

In memory of Sam

Address

420 Blaze it Street
Atlantis City, <º)))><

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