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A detailed analysis on the thought process of people who decided to scroll down after laying their eyes upon this trash pile of a landing page.
If you're wondering how I come a up with such atrociously poor plans, not thinking is the answer. Start making poor life choices TODAY with pre-made bad ideas and place your own spin on it. Select the theme that suits you. Each theme contains a set of unique bad ideas.
This group of complete pepegs will make sure even then simpliest of tasks will probably never be completed.
Did you check the trees ?
Find out for yourself ( This is art ).
No just an Eevee who ate a rock stone.
Maybe (Toast).
Just to suffer.
No.
In memory of Sam